veelafreckles:

things my mum says

“I think we should all do a tim burton-esque dexter 

you know, with a cello and piano and a bongo drum

and it would be all weird like nightmare before christmas

*proceeds to attempt beatbox* “

Take a shot every time:

       someone with gelled hair is an asshole

       a woman with huge tits is objectified

       someone says “reason” or “purpose”

       Lock is a little shit

       you see nipple, two if you see nipple twisting

       Neo and Trinity share a sexually charged glance

       Smith says something homoerotic to Neo

       there is slow motion